One is drunk, the other sober. One single, other in a relationship. Cold, self absorbed. I don’t know why I try to be nice. They don’t care. They all say “I want a nice guy!” then chase the asshole who also is a douche. One day I’ll know why I try. But tonight, I hate women. I hate love. It leaves me alone, and cold inside.
And neither of them give a damn.
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
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constant relatable posts 24/7
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Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.
this times a fucking thousand
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wildflower-pickin-countrygirl:
omg!!! HE SMASHES THE STRAWBERRIES ON THE COUCH FOR HER!!!
I hope you got married, just saying
Now that’s a man
Omg I want this friend.
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