"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
so i was looking through my 8th grade yearbook and its very um intresting
here is the selection of kpop stars
the people i said “good luck with that” to
the flamingo lovers??? idek
and the rest
idek like wtf
^ should i tell this girl that dr.seuss is dead or
^you gotta do somethin to be part of history jonathan
^ and last but not least this guy obviously wants to be money when he gets older so yea
hope this post wasn’t to long